Two guys, one old and  one young, are pushing their trollies around Home Base when they  collide.

The old guy says  to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess  I wasn't paying attention to where I was going."

The young guy  says, "That's OK.  It's a coincidence. I'm looking  for my wife, too. I can't  find her and I'm getting a little desperate."

The old guy says,  "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look  like?"

The young guy  says, "Well, she is 27 yrs old, tall, with red  hair, blue eyes, long legs,  big boobs, and she's wearing tight white shorts. What does your  wife look like?"

The old guy says,  "Doesn't matter --- let's look for yours."

My Kind of Shopping..from.Barry