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From: Morne Viljoen <mviljoen@bdz.co.za>
Date: Wed, 13 Sep 2006 10:04:45 +0200
To: <mviljoen@bdz.co.za>
Subject: Lawyers

A lawyer in the Southern States is about to cross examine an old lady. "Do you know who I am?" he asked.

"Indeed I do!" she said. "You are James Magnolia and I've known you since you were an infant and a great disappointment - you've been, lying, cheating and grafting - and cheating on your wife at least three times to my knowledge."

Startled, the lawyer pointed to the defence attorney and asked: "Do you know who that is?"

She said: "He's Billy Jim Ford. I've known him all his life and if anything, he is even a worse disappointment - he's cheated on his wife since the day he was wed, including with your wife!"

The judge called both attorneys to the bench. He said: "If either of you asks this woman if she knows who I am I will send you both to the electric chair!"