Subject: The Perfect Man
 
 
 
Monday morning smile: The perfect husband
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Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker-function and begins to talk.
Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: "Hello."
WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes."
WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only R1 000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2006 models. I saw one I really liked…"
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "R390 000"
MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
WOMAN: “Great! Oh, and one more thing... The house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking R950 000."
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of R900 000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra R50 000. It's a pretty good price."
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!!"
MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths wide open...
He smiles and asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"