A smile for you...

There once lived in a pretty forest, a snake and a bunny rabbit.

By a strange coincidence both where orphaned and blind from birth.

One day the bunny was hopping, and the snake was slithering through the forest when they accidentally collided.

“Oh my” said the bunny “ I am so sorry, I didn’t mean to hurt you. Ihave been blind since birth so I can’t see where I’m going. In fact since I am an orphan I don’t evenknow what kind of creature I am.”

“No dramas” said the snake” It so happens that my situation is much the same as yours. I too am blind and an orphan. Tell you what; I could slither all over you and work out what you are. At least you would have that going for you”.

“Oh that would be wonderful” said the bunny.

So the snake slithered all over the bunny and said. “You are covered in fur; you have really long ears; your nose twitches and you have a softcottony tail. I’d say you are a bunny rabbit”.

“Oh thank you! Thank you,” cried the bunny, in obvious excitement. The bunny suggested to the snake

“Maybe I could feel you all over with my paw and help you the same way” So the bunny felt the snake all over and remarked, “You’re smooth and slippery, you have a forked tongue, no ears, no backbone and no balls.”“I’d say you are either ateamleader or possibly someone in senior management.”