I urgently needed a few days holiday, but because I never had any leave
due to me, I knew the Boss would not allow me to take a few days
I thought that maybe if I acted "Mad" then he would tell me to take a
few days off. So I hung upside down on the ceiling and made funny
My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing ? I told her that
I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss would think I was
"Mad" and give me a few days off.
A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked
"What are you doing ?"
I told him I was a light bulb.
He said "You are mad - take a few days off".
I jumped down and walked out of the office.
When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her "...And
where are you going?"
(You're going to love this!)
She said "I can't work in the dark !!!!"