I urgently needed a few days off work, but knew the Boss would not allow me to take any leave.  

I thought that maybe if I acted "CRAZY" then he would tell me to   take a few days off.
So I hung upside-down from the ceiling and made clicking noises.
My work-mate (who is blonde) asked what I was doing.
 

"I am pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss might think   I'm CRAZY ...and give me a few days off", I explained.
A few minutes later the Boss came into the office, gasped and   asked "What are you doing?"
So I said "Oh ...I am a light bulb".
 

He said "You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate   for a couple of days".
I jumped down and walked out of the office.
When my friend (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her  

"...And just where do you think you're going?"
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 She said, "I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark"