A blonde wanted to go ice fishing, so after buying the right tools for
the exercise she headed to the nearest frozen lake.  After setting up her gear she proceeds to cut a circular hole in the ice.

Suddenly from the heavens a voice bellowed,
"THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE."  

The poor blonde, startled, almost slipped and fell over, but she took her gear and moved further down the ice, poured herself a thermos of Nestle Hot Chocolate Lite and proceeded to cut another hole in the ice.

The voice bellowed again from the heavens,
"THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE."

 Quite frightened she decided to move to the end of the ice.
Determined she began to cut a hole again and as she stood up with her tools once again the voice boomed
"THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE."

The petrified blonde raised her head and said, "Is that you, Lord?"  The voice boomed back,
"NO, IT IS THE MANAGER OF THE ICE RINK."